Latest Tweets:

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Weekends

Finally the weekend; I can go to bed late without feeling guilty.

"Freshman are so annoying omggg"

people who were freshman last year

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Over Defence

  • Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words detail, defense, and defeat in it."
  • Me: "When the horse jumps over defense defeat go before detail."

Sorry

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while I’ll try to have more regular updates

I Hate People Like This

  • Xbox Fanboy: "OMG I luv classic games!"
  • Me: "Like what?"
  • Xbox Fanboy: "The original Halo, you've probably never heard or it."
  • Me: "You have 10 seconds to run."

Chat Post Based on the Post I Reblogged

  • Me: Well, time for bed.
  • *puts laptop down*
  • Tumblr: Lol, nope.
  • *takes phone out*

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redditrage:

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Going to be me in about an hour or so

redditrage:

IGNORE THE TAGS!!!
#memesector #memebase #memes #meme #instafunny #funny #ifunny #reddit #9gag #iphonesia #bestoftheday #haha #lolpics #instagood #instadaily #igers #ragecomic #ragecomics #comics #comic #tagforlikes #photooftheday #funnypictures #picture #laugh #lol #comedy #follow #like #instagram
FOLLOW FOR MORE DAILY MEMES,! by memesector http://instagr.am/p/VTvM7HguRt/

Going to be me in about an hour or so

Ugh, What Went Wrong in Human Civilization?

  • Random Guy: "Yo you have no swagg yolo I have much more swag"
  • Me: "You have no brains...."
  • Random Guy: "Who needs brains when you have swagg yolo lol"
  • Me: *facepalm*

My Superbowl Thoughts

  • All Americans: "Did you see the Super Bowl?"
  • Me: "I never watch football, but suddenly when its 'super' I'm expected to watch it?"

This is What My Generation will be Like in 20 years

  • Child: "Mom, where did you get those scars?"
  • Mother: "When I was 12 my favorite singer smoked weed."