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Over Defence
- Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words detail, defense, and defeat in it."
- Me: "When the horse jumps over defense defeat go before detail."
Sorry
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while I’ll try to have more regular updates
I Hate People Like This
- Xbox Fanboy: "OMG I luv classic games!"
- Me: "Like what?"
- Xbox Fanboy: "The original Halo, you've probably never heard or it."
- Me: "You have 10 seconds to run."
Chat Post Based on the Post I Reblogged
- Me: Well, time for bed.
- *puts laptop down*
- Tumblr: Lol, nope.
- *takes phone out*
IGNORE THE TAGS!!!
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Going to be me in about an hour or so
Ugh, What Went Wrong in Human Civilization?
- Random Guy: "Yo you have no swagg yolo I have much more swag"
- Me: "You have no brains...."
- Random Guy: "Who needs brains when you have swagg yolo lol"
- Me: *facepalm*
My Superbowl Thoughts
- All Americans: "Did you see the Super Bowl?"
- Me: "I never watch football, but suddenly when its 'super' I'm expected to watch it?"
This is What My Generation will be Like in 20 years
- Child: "Mom, where did you get those scars?"
- Mother: "When I was 12 my favorite singer smoked weed."
